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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

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Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and cheese, chicken, or…
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    I never heard of pooping being called that

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      You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?

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        Another good one!

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      Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

      He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.

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