OSLO, NORWAY—Not wanting reports of the happy, healthy lives of its citizens to demoralize people living outside the Scandinavian nation, Norway announced Monday that it would start hiding its standard of living to make other countries feel better about themselves. “In an effort to not lord it over the rest of the…
Back in the 90’s I popped a lung. Excellent care, about wouldn’t let me leave the hospital. Couple of years later I shattered my femur with no insurance. “Here’s some charity crutches. GTFO.”