^{i do beg your pardon but i’m commenting in your garden}

Gary Cheeseman had a very big head … sniper’s dream, we called him.

The thing to remember with both Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves stories is that no matter how wild and outrageous they are, they’re always true, or at least they claim they are. It’s always a great episode when either of them are on, possibly only topped by James Acaster’s cabbage story.