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badposting@hexbear.net · 4 个月前

I accidentally a whole beanis

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I accidentally a whole beanis

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 4 个月前

The whole thing. Am I going to be ok??

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my brain says you “accidentally ate it” and not “accidentally it”, and my brain is always right

be ashamed of your eating practices, that bean had a damn family
- KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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  I’d never eat a beanis, goodness no! But this time, I was careless and accidentally one. A whole one, too.
  - dat_math [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’d never eat a beanis

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