A Tribble.
Oh no.
You just doomed us all
God damn toy ate my happy meal!
Come to Quark’s
Quarks is fun
Come right now
Don’t walk, RUN!
Self sealing stem bolts
A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll
This made me legitimately LOL!
The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren’t things that exist.
A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.
Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.
A plush Moopsy!!!
Tribble Hacky Sack
A Vulcan toy with “realistic Vulcan neck pinch” tm
Or a battle damage red shirt that same month
What do you mean “if”? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?
Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.
Gotta assimilate them all.
Before they assimilate you.
We… are… lovin’ it.
Bobble Headed Picard
The flute from The Inner Light.
But does it come with a lifetime of experience?
It comes with the experience of a lifetime
Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.
I’d expect a Bat’leth of course
Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.
Bio Memetic Gel.
The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food
Five hundred cigarettes.
Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)
That different show is more Star Trek than several Star Trek shows.
