WASHINGTON—Following the second press conference in five weeks during which the 81-year-old was temporarily unable to speak, Republicans warned Americans Thursday to look away from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lest they too should freeze. “Good people! Gaze not upon the senator’s visage or you may be struck dumb…
That’s exactly what the Weeping Angels (or SCP-173) would want!
i was gonna say, someone should make an EAS scenario video with mitch as patient zero