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Gotta love when the picture itself is mildly infuriating too, I guess
Me. I have a family of 5
For parties: just buy more pizza
For parties AND for you (when you want some yourself but you’re the one serving to your guests): cut a + shape and serve what’s left. No one will notice that some of the pizza is missing.
What pisses me off is when they cut they pizza in squares and not pie cut…
Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA
I identify as a family of four.
Who thinks about what fraction a pizza slice is
if you try cutting an odd number of slices you’re gonna have a bad time
Also, who eats their pizza with a salad?
It goes well actually
I’ve been trying to lose weight by making gradual changes in my eating habits in the hopes that it will result in a big change that i can stick to for the rest of my life and I’ve learned a reasonably sized slice of pizza and a salad is pretty satisfying and salad really does go well with pizza. It’s not super healthy and by no means an everyday meal, but it’s better than eating half a large pizza in one sitting like i used to.
That’s good. Realistic, gradual changes are more likely to stick. You got this!
For those of us trying to boycott Nestlé: what’s a good frozen pizza alternative that has good cheese stuffed crust?
I cut mine into quarters 🤷♂️
Must be the guys who designed Trivial Pursuit.
Same person also did the installation instructions for Glacier Bay medicine cabinets. 3/5 and 2/9 were measurements I recently had the joy of running into.
I can say with 105.6% accuracy that I did not install the framing to the exact dimensions as specified. If Glacier Bay has a problem they can make tape measures with 1/5 and 1/9.
Could that have been a metric conversion issue? Convenient measurements in one system of units are not necessarily convenient in another
People who buy frozen pizza and think it’s enjoyable
frozen pizza is enjoyable you cunt.
Oh so you cut your pizza into 5 slices then.
I don’t eat it because it’s enjoyable, I eat it because I’ve been laying in bed all day trying to get my depressed ass up in a futile attempt to prove to myself that I can indeed be functioning & productive member of society, until I reluctantly accept the fact that it will never ever happen and that I am in fact required to ingest some sort of food in order to survive. So I throw a frozen pizza in the oven
Brother, let me try and help you out.
Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.
The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!
Genuinely wholesome advice, thank you <3
Do what @spooner said, but get a loaf of sliced high-fiber bread. (In the US you can even find white bread that’s high-fiber.) That way you can make toast if you’re too depressed to wait for the oven. If you can afford microwaveable turkey or chicken bacon and pre-boiled eggs then you’ll have a reasonably healthy breakfast in just a couple minutes. [edit: do not put the pre-boiled eggs in the microwave! lel] Add canned fruit (with no sugar added) for dessert.
Or visit the salad bar. You can get a nice container of exactly however much ingredients you want to add to your pizza, already cut up and ready to go
Everyone thinks you’re choosing a healthy meal; you know you’re choosing a better tasting pizza with minimal effort
Likely an attempt to claim there’s fewer calories per slice, even though people will just cut it in quarters instead of fifths.
It’s like that time I only had two drinks – a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. (oh my god I died for the next two days don’t do what I did)
Can’t get mad at me for having only two drinks!
fuck nestle also fuck performative activism get organized and overthrow this rancid system
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People who don’t have the fucking time to memorize all 100,000 products that are under them and don’t even have their name on it.
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A hungry me and it was that or nothing in the fridge. I didn’t buy this.
