• casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    If you don’t recognize the number, answer in a funny accent. That’s how you defeat the voice harvesters.

    ring ring Sombrero repair, como es?

    ring ring [deep voice] Investigations.

    ring ring HJECKIN?

    ring ring [high pitched voice] OOIIO BO IMA SO GLAD YE RANG DOLLINGA

    ring ring thinkyefurcullinpapajhonzzewoodyalacktatryourpapalopadoussoosageasperigusdoughdopoloostoday?

    ring ring [monkey noises]

    ring ring OOOOOHHHHHHHH COME ON EILEEN, I BEG OF YA PLEASE

    ring ring [raspy voice] Jerome?

    ring ring [dictation voice, right up against microphone] THANK YOU FOR FALLING KMART. PLEASE LET US KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CALLING ABOUT SO WE MAY DIRECT YOUR CALL

    ring ring [moaning so intense it would make Sarah Grey blush]

    ring ring WEAR MAH CHIL’ SUPPORT AT JEROME

    ring ring [play Gilbert Garfield directly into microphone]