We only kicked him in the head because there were no stairs to throw him down, insist police

DxK@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

John Dryden: “You mean there were no stairs down which to throw him”

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 10 months ago

How many cops does it take to throw a guy down the stairs?

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 months ago

An embarrassingly high number.

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 10 months ago

WRONG! None. He slipped.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-2 10 months ago

Then an embarrassingly high number of cops saw it happen and swear that’s exactly what happened. No camera footage was found.

ACAB.