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Rant warning. Red paint. Everywhere. 🤪
Miniest made a storybook costume for today’s parade a couple of nights ago and it looked great. She painted it red with acrylic paint and used her nans drop sheet (Nan’s an artist) to protect the floor. All good, it dried beautifully, she put a cartoon face on it and it looked great. While I was at work yesterday Mr P decided it needed second coat of paint. He poured red oil paint all over it (over acrylic) and put no protection down. On the dining table 🤦🏼♀️I came home from work to discover tacky wet red paint all over everything (think light switches, toilet lid and seat, pale grey living room curtains, carpet, my mother’s table cloth, children, fridge door, walls… I mean everything). Paint on the little face she’d made. I said, “why didn’t you tell him no?” And she said she did but he just did it anyway 🤦🏼♀️I said, “this has to come off because it won’t dry on time,” (it says on the instructions that it takes between a week and 6 months to fully harden) so we spent the rest of the evening sopping all that paint off; it took a whole double length roll of kitchen towel, a roll of toilet paper, most of a box of gloves and several newspapers. Elder Minipeeler was an invaluable asset in this. And it was still a bit wet in places! This morning I opened the dishwasher and discovered that he’d just tossed the paintbrushes he’d used in there on the top rack and turned it on🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ Now I have paint on the plastic containers, cups and glasses as well. Miniest wanted me to paint the words Once Upon A Time… on the spine of the book in gold, which I did this morning (it’s fast drying gold metallic paint) and the red paint is still a bit wet in places 🤦🏼♀️So she’s off to school with red painty hands and a very slightly damp in places project, but one she’s happy with. I said, “don’t stand near a girl with an expensive store bought costume whatever you do!”
I suppose I’ll laugh one day.
Did I happen to mention that I’m allergic to mineral turps?
I’m sorry. “We” as in you? No no no no no. YOU put your feet up whilst HE unfucks the mess he created. Meanwhile YOU consider not kicking him out of the house.
How come he’s still alive?
For real, if I’d done something like that I’d seriously be sleeping in the car. With the fishes. While wearing concrete shoes.
He honestly believed he was helping, trying to make up for some “slackluster” parenting. His own father was a shit example. Miniest forgives him and thinks it’s funny now.
Omg. What did your partner have to say? Did he help clean up?
This morning he must’ve hit on the idea to scrape the paint off. I got out of the shower to discover him standing in front of the project with a paint scraper and a ponderous expression. I tersely hustled him out with an “I think you’ve helped enough” type of statement. Then when I got to work and I was telling my coworkers I could not stop laughing, like almost manic pressure release type 😂
Holy shit. Mr P…
my precious armadillo if this dude isn’t neurodivergent, mentally ill or a major god of sex why the ever loving fuck do you put up with these shenanigans.
Like, His Lordship is three for three and I’d still be putting a foot up his arse here.
This.
It’s a combination of the first two I think, lol. Also it is his family home we’re living in. There are times I’ve thought, if the kids weren’t so connected to the area and dependent on me, and I had the financial means, I’d be gone. My MIL is leaving it to the children in a trust with me as administrator, as she doesn’t trust him to not be stupid somehow and fuck it up. He isn’t malicious, which is frustrating, it’s like the older he gets the more stupid he gets and I thought people were supposed to get wiser and I don’t understand it at all.
Has anyone actually tried to get him to see someone for assessment? I know its like pulling teeth (I’m in the process of practically having to bully His Lordship into his formal ADHD paperwork) but that shit definitely DOES get worse as you get older and chances are that none of you have to put up with it - there’s stuff you can do
The only word I have for this is Bruh…
The only possible response is to take his pillow and doona and put them in the dog’s kennel (if you have a dog) or in the laundry if you don’t. A disaster of this magnitude demands a severe response.
Um, I’m sure he was trying to connect with Miniestpeeler and help her project, but he sure did pick a weird way of doing it. The dishwasher bit was totally unnecessary and I can’t think of any sane person who puts dirty paintbrushes in the dishwasher.
It had me genuinely gobsmacked for a bit, but he’s lucky I’m not a staying angry kind of person. I guess I’m more a problem solver so my focus was on how do I fix the project and how do I fix the paint on everything situation. You’re spot on that he was trying to connect with and help Miniest… he’s a 63yo (with a 14yo mentality) with a 10yo daughter and no clues at all.
I have no words… 😲
What the actual fuck
Gurl
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Wow! That’s just something else 😳
Here’s a song a sung and played on guitar a few months ago.
I recorded it on my phone and uploaded to Google drive.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FI8qtfdfadLUlvtPVNzRJ-v0Eq9dJtny/view?usp=drivesdk
I fuck up in the middle for a sec lol
You have a sure touch on your instrument. Voice suits the subject too. I like it.
Thank you ❤️ always looking for constructive criticism. I’m heading back out to perform in a few weeks, nervous but very excited.
Keep us updated - I’m sure some of us would be able to attend (and form a cheer group).
That’d be really sweet actually. Will do ❤️
Love it!
Thank you 🙂 I don’t usually share stuff so it’s nice to get some positive feed back ❤️
I am currently taking my break away in another team’s work room since I seemingly cant take breaks at my own desk.
Been gifted a Lindt chocolate ball by a kind resident team member.
Shame though that I’ll only have my phone to enter myself but better than nothing.
Going to try and chill quietly and alone today with my coffee.
Things could be tense for awhile since the altercation this morning that I had with my co worker.
Been gifted a Lindt chocolate ball by a kind resident team member.
What flavour?
I actually don’t know what flavour it was, it was a sky blue/aqua colour wrapping.
Sea salt?
I’m not sure. All I can tell you that I ate it and it was good.
I hope you like today’s DT emoji title. :)
I love it! RAWR!
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Sell something for $700, simple transaction, clean quick.
Sell something for $15 and the guy is busting my balls. I swear if he sends another dumb request I’m going to cancel and give it to the op-shop.
Hi. Is this still available?
I’m selling through a forum so less of that. More just never ending queries that are all on the website for the item. A lot of “IDK check the official website” responses from me.
Start using chatgpt to write the responses?
Today I’m feeling drained.
Just when you think everything’s going well everything comes crashing down and what I thought I had solved and did for yesterday to be all set and completed turned out to be a totalure failure and stress inducing till the moment I went to sleep.
I know that feeling and it sucks you’re going through that right now. I hope you can get everything sorted
I hope things feel better soon friend. Take deep breaths, close your eyes and imagine the weight of it all being lifted from your shoulders.
It will be okay
2 nights ago I noticed some loud rumbling sounds in the kitchen. Was listening to music so thought it was a neighbour dragging heavy furniture.
Today it happened again. But I didn’t wear headphones this time.
The culprit?
Our cat attacking the draught stop. She used all her strength to try to rip the thing off, resulting in the door, concrete wall, and the kitchen window 3 meters away to all rumble and rattle loudly.
Back home - blood tests showed nothing abnormal except for higher thyroid which is unusual in a senior cat. They gave us some fluids and that seems to have helped - when I got her home she went straight for the old food that Zooks hadn’t finished and then scarfed down the fresh stuff I gave her three mouthfuls at a time - didn’t finish it all but spread over three saucers probably a full saucer. So fingers crossed.
Poor Sammi. Hopefully the fluid boost has helped her feel good enough to want to eat.
Poor bubby.
Edit: I’m hoping no hyperthyroidism but we’ve been through it and I’m happy to answer any questions
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Wait, what? Hyperthyroidism usually happens i. Cats older than 12, it’s younger that’s unusual.
Good news is it’s readily controllable with meds. We used to soak Punkin’s in a spoon of churu and he just fucking went for it
Well that was what she said. I presume she’s talking about cats that don’t have hyperthyroidism.
We finished watching all episodes of Superstore last week which was sad. I’m gonna start the man on The Inbetweeners which I know I’m gonna get wtf and your kid watched this??? Then Derry Girls I think.
Bus Wanker!!
SpEcIaL fRiENd
The Inbetweeners reminds me a bit of Grange Hill which I used to watch with Miss Seagoon.
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Bloody advertising sticking around in my brain forever…
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May I please have a dinoburger of DOOM
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RAARW!
Could I pls have an onion bhaji and thank you. Creative license for the dip.
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A tall pile of BLTs please.
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Dumplings round two!
Are you ready for beer o’clock around 3?
YES
😁 👍 tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock…
Make it 2.30? I’m not working after all…
Sure 👍
Woohoo 🙌
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Unfortunately not feeling too well today, I’ll take a really nice coffee though.
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Thank you Chef
I really could’ve benefited from staying in bed til 10am today. I am le tired, though I hsve no missiles…
So have a nap.
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Fkn kangaroos
I used cold brew instead of water in my vanilla manshake and it’s not bad! If I post “help help” in about 30 minutes then I’m having a little bit of a heart attack so please send help.
Cold brew is a great addition to smoothies. It’s mostly water anyway, so you’re still getting that hydration - technically
I can confirm there are plenty of shake sachets at aldi in Melton. I went yesterday to the one in High St.
Lovely thanks! I’ll swing by there on Monday and grab some to try out
The boys were fascinated by a remote control car last weekend so I think it’s time for me to break out mine.
I hope they don’t mind I don’t have a truck. I’m a ‘serious’ remote control car enthusiast that goes for cars and buggies.
Paint it yellow and say Tonka branched out to buggies
I have one that with a Lancia Delta shell so hopefully the rally videos I’ve put on for them will make them appreciate it
can you get a truck shell?
I could for the buggy and it would look alright. The drift car would only work if I got one of the ute shells that goes with the chassis.
The greater point is I have a rain to get another remote control car if they want to watch a truck
Saw this, this morning, https://i.imgur.com/eymYItU.mp4
I’ve seen this adorable little puppet. He does great Youtube videos that feel like they could be their own kids’ show:
Ooooo wind. Melbourne is angry
Bunjil is flapping his wings again.
I tell myself that I can’t watch stuff until I’ve done my work, and then sit around for hours not doing anything anyway. The paralysis.