JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1414arrow-down16
arrow-up1408arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comJimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareGalapagon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoPressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoAnd it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
minus-squarecows_are_underrated@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAnd at some point you start enjoying them.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoUnless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…
Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
And at some point you start enjoying them.
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…