• Pilferjinx@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Man, I don’t know about you, but my foreskin has at least killed 2 people, that I know’ve.

    • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world
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      2 months ago

      I don’t know how many people my foreskin has killed, because it was stolen from me before I could speak. So I have to assume it grew up on the streets, fell in with a bad crowd, and turned to drug dealing to get by.

      Stop drug dealers by keeping foreskins where they belong: on penii.