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minus-squareEmbarrassingskidmark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoLook on the bright side, if all of this is true, then hopefully a Haitian immigrant will eat Elon musk
minus-squareJiggle_Physics@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoI mean, I am sure there are plenty of white people who would. I know I am up for eating a billionaire.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWe better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.
minus-squareJiggle_Physics@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoSoak him in fresh water over night, then in a brine for a while, blanch, then slow cook, making sure the whole thing hits at least 160-165.
minus-squarePersnickityPenguin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’m thinking charbroiled and then baked in a pot pie
minus-squareEmbarrassingskidmark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWhat about the other races? Don’t they get a chunk of broiled Elon?
minus-squareJiggle_Physics@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThis is all inclusive. Go out and gitchu some billionaire long pork
Look on the bright side, if all of this is true, then hopefully a Haitian immigrant will eat Elon musk
I mean, I am sure there are plenty of white people who would. I know I am up for eating a billionaire.
We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.
Soak him in fresh water over night, then in a brine for a while, blanch, then slow cook, making sure the whole thing hits at least 160-165.
I’m thinking charbroiled and then baked in a pot pie
What about the other races? Don’t they get a chunk of broiled Elon?
This is all inclusive. Go out and gitchu some billionaire long pork