101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoJD Vancefeddit.orgimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1892arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1879arrow-down1imageJD Vancefeddit.org101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square103fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·6 days agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·6 days agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-26 days agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.