Researchers at the University of Southampton in the UK successfully stored the entirety of the human genome sequence onto an indestructible 5D optical memory crystal no bigger than a penny. The indestructibility claims are no joke since the discs can withstand temperatures up to 1,000°C, cosmic radiation, and even direct impact forces of 10 tons per cm2.
How about using exorcist rules?
If a person consumes this data orb & then they die all the data is lost forever! (And they get to see their mother once again, which is nice I think)