• 58008@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Where there’s smoke, there’s a flaming hot Cheeto.

    He said he didn’t realise the workers don’t stuff fries into the bag with their bare hands. I wonder if he realised this after having already serving up a few orders without first washing the shit from under his fingernails, being as they are perpetually caked in day-old diarrhoea every time he scratches his Depend-swaddled groin.