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minus-squarestinky@redlemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·6 hours agoMe: We haven’t evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar? Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason Me: what Brain: Here’s a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 hours ago🎼 Barney is a dinosaur for your ejaculation, and when he’s tall he’s what we call an orgasmic sensation
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 hours agoAs if my brain would let me sleep. We have minor social faux pas from 15 years ago that we need to review again.
Me: We haven’t evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?
Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason
Me: what
Brain: Here’s a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur
🎼 Barney is a dinosaur for your ejaculation, and when he’s tall he’s what we call an orgasmic sensation
As if my brain would let me sleep. We have minor social faux pas from 15 years ago that we need to review again.
You too?
Et tu, Barney?