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minus-squareAielman15@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoUses perfume. It’s been a while since my classical studies, but I distinctly remember every stoic in existence reprimanding their fellow Romans for using perfume, because it was “immoral” and “effeminate”.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 months agoThere are two wolves inside of you One is a Roman fuckboy telling you to trim your goddamn nails if you want to get laid The other is a Roman conservative telling you that self-care is a Gr*ekoid plot to steal your manly bodily fluids You will be destroyed by Goths
minus-squarelennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months ago You will be destroyed by Goths Is that a promise?
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoWell, I figured we could all use some good news in these dark times
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoOh no, the other thread is leaking.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoWelp, another one for my reading list. the semi-serious, semi-ironic form is ideally suited to Ovid’s subject matter. Sounds right up our ally.
minus-squareJyrdano@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 months agoYoure not a real men if people arent gagging whilst you pass them by.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agotbf, even extremely conservative Romans were obsessive bathers.
Uses perfume.
It’s been a while since my classical studies, but I distinctly remember every stoic in existence reprimanding their fellow Romans for using perfume, because it was “immoral” and “effeminate”.
There are two wolves inside of you
One is a Roman fuckboy telling you to trim your goddamn nails if you want to get laid
The other is a Roman conservative telling you that self-care is a Gr*ekoid plot to steal your manly bodily fluids
You will be destroyed by Goths
Is that a promise?
Well, I figured we could all use some good news in these dark times
Oh no, the other thread is leaking.
Welp, another one for my reading list.
Sounds right up our ally.
Youre not a real men if people arent gagging whilst you pass them by.
tbf, even extremely conservative Romans were obsessive bathers.