I used to be like this but then started pre-deciding items that would be just plastered with stickers so I can just buy whatever cool stickers I want, knowing there’s a place for them.

My water bottle and laptop for example are now covered in stickers

I recently found my Radiohead Kid A stickers that have been waiting for the perfect placement since 2001.

I just realized I don’t have tattoos for the same reason I don’t stick stickers.