• Victor@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    16 days ago

    Saul demands a wedding dowry from David of one hundred Philistine foreskins… and David brings him two hundred.

    What use does one have for a couple hundred foreskins? Like, do you try them on your own junk to get that uncircumcised feeling back? Make a quilt? What’s the utility?

    • NOFF@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      16 days ago

      The utility is proof that he’s killed 100 of Saul’s enemies, and Saul is possibly hoping that David will get himself killed in battle.

      • Victor@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        16 days ago

        Oh wow, awesome.

        Then two hundred foreskins was very generous.

        I wonder what the… harvest was like. 😐

      • Victor@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        16 days ago

        Love that smell of burnt foreskin over an open flame. Just like when we were kids camping out with daddy…