I lived in an apartment when I was in my early 20s, and my neighbor was this old guy that had no license, so he would ask for rides to get groceries, which he sometimes did along with beer, and sometimes groceries just meant beer.
I gave him a ride several times, and he would get an insane amount of cheap beer, like five 24 packs, and some brandy. I assumed it was for the month, but then I took him twice in about a week and he got the same amount.
I talked to him as I continued to give him rides, which he was getting regularly from other people in the apartment, not just me. Turns out the dude drank 18 beers every day, plus whatever amount of brandy. 18. A DAY. I would like to see four copies of THAT guy do this. It would be like scrooge mcduck’s gold vault. He was in his 70s. No idea how he was still alive.
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The math doesn’t check out.
30 days * 2 people drinking * 1 beer each = 60 beers.
If all four drank one beer per day, with one guy having a second beer every day:
30 days * 5 beers drunk each day = 150 beers.
Yeah I probably should’ve separated them by person. This was supposed to show how much more the one guy drank than the rest of us combined
Asshole move.
How?.. If I was into drinking beer, that would be a flex.
I lived in an apartment when I was in my early 20s, and my neighbor was this old guy that had no license, so he would ask for rides to get groceries, which he sometimes did along with beer, and sometimes groceries just meant beer.
I gave him a ride several times, and he would get an insane amount of cheap beer, like five 24 packs, and some brandy. I assumed it was for the month, but then I took him twice in about a week and he got the same amount.
I talked to him as I continued to give him rides, which he was getting regularly from other people in the apartment, not just me. Turns out the dude drank 18 beers every day, plus whatever amount of brandy. 18. A DAY. I would like to see four copies of THAT guy do this. It would be like scrooge mcduck’s gold vault. He was in his 70s. No idea how he was still alive.