And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel.
And I’m out here living in a town that’s over a thousand years old. And it’s not even a rare thing.
The shitty small village I used to live in as a kid/teenager has like 300 people and is older than the USA by some 400 years.