case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?message-squaremessage-square277fedilinkarrow-up1222arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1214arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square277fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoMy toes are unstubbable
minus-squareHeratiki@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoWow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
minus-squareHeratiki@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoEh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
minus-squarequaddo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThe trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoConsidering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Then good luck to your shin.
Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
Ah, the shins of a hockey player…
And step on the cat
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff