• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    3 hours ago
    1. Place the plastic table on your nose
    2. Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
    3. Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
    4. Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
    5. Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
    6. Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza