Bunch of phreaks. Running around yappin’ about “captain crunch” this, and “hack the planet” that. Back in my day, we broke our damn backs just to sell a few pints of shine, and we were damn happy for it uphill both ways barefoot in the snow!

I think your definition of ‘ancient times’ is a bit of a stretch.

I’m gonna leave this up because it’s funny, but let’s stick to the spirit of the community, ok?