return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down115
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareRustyWizard@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·2 days agoProve him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
minus-squareSVcrossDO@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoYou became death locked the second he said it. You have just become immortal for a month.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoIf you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoGood thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.
minus-squareBlueteamsecguy@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoDon’t think it would be possible to be second to last or any other really
Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
You became death locked the second he said it. You have just become immortal for a month.
If you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
Good thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.
Don’t think it would be possible to be second to last or any other really