For the love of all that is good and holy!!! Take this poor child outside in the sun that was shining today instead of parking your ass on the couch and shoving more wicked in her face. “Watching the Oscars” GET OVER IT and stop grooming this poor prisoner of a child
Probably asked someone to film this. That poor kid with Sarah’s phone always right in her little face. Her recording the two of them watching last night was so ridiculous.
Omg that poor dog is so overweight!!! Take the damn dog for a walk and your kid outside. She’s the laziest person and parent.
It doesn’t look like they take the dog for walks even in good weather. The L cam last summer never featured the dog while they were walking on the pathway.
This!! It was such a lovely day out today, I’m 35 weeks pregnant and feeling super uncomfortable yet I still managed to get outside for a walk and get some fresh air. Literally what is her excuse??? Lemon seemed full of energy too when S was trying to tell her about the chicks. I bet the only outdoors that kid saw today is from the car to the front door and back.
I’m sure the dog could use a walk too.
According to this pic…she’s definitely not a size 4.
Is she claiming to be a size 4???
Lol no but everyone thinks she looks like it in all her filtered pictures. She’s definitely still a 10-12. And that’s ok.
So basically doing regular MOM shit…. Get over yourself 🙄🙄🙄
Oh and wtf is that on the side of her mouth???..looks terrible
Has she had facial surgery? The changes in her eyes and eyebrows are very noticeable.
If Sarah is not in control of the camera she looks like this with her Botox and over filled lips.
That’s a recent photo - not taken by her and not in a professional setting where photos are edited. The photos she posts of herself are angles and beauty filters. That 3rd photo is not what her features look like even though she will try to say it’s lighting, make up and post 4 year postpartum lip swelling.
To think of all the filler, botox, lasers, threads and possible nose job it took to get her to this stage, AND she still looks nothing like the filtered version she posts. She’s a disgusting, selfish, compulsive-lying fraud.
Literally the worst!
Omg!!! She posted that 3rd picture??? Wtf is happening with her eyeballs lmao That’s hilarious!!! She’s so cringey
Upper bleph FOR SURE.
I wonder when? Can Botox lift eyelids? I have hooded lids but I like them. They make me…me! LOL
Botox will lift slightly. Image 1 to 2 shows an IRL possible botox lift. The eye slant on image three and the distance between her eyes and brows are surgery and filters. Look at the size and angle of her eye.
Oh the 3rd picture it’s highly filtered. Look at her eyes…they aren’t human at all lol
you can literally see the filter blur and it’s making her pupil a perfect crescent moon shape
Holy filler migration batman lol
This woman is the biggest attention whore. The story asking Shame to be embarrassed with her was just laughable! She’s not embarrassed or she wouldn’t have chosen this character. She wants all eyes on her at the restaurant. What is going on with her voice lately? It is just off the charts annoying.
I truly don’t get her embarrassed act whatsoever, she absolutely loves to be seen and be centre of attention. She was acting so weird. I bet she’s annoyed RR had the audacity to have a Disney themed bday so she was doing anything to act like a brat.
If anyone SHOULD be embarrassed it’s her husband who is a major simp going out on Thursday night dressed like an absolute fool lol. God I’d never make my SO do any of this.
Why did she want or need to be embarrassed?! She is such a loser. I bet she secretly hates that her friends are ‘taking’ Disney from her, as that is such a large chunk of her entire identity.
The way she looks NOTHING like the videos she posts is hilarious.
Me, Me, Me
Jawline isn’t jawlining…
Clutching her Pearls over a bumper sticker? This is the same pig who told who world she got banged on a rock at a local park and has the coordinates engraved into her wedding band. Sure BirdShit 🤡
The fact she probably had to pullover for a few mins to film this story is the dumbest part
It’s the biggest bunch of bs. This goof with her constant sexual innuendo‘s. Go gobble an Avocado Dirty Bird.
She clearly does not think highly of her followers at all doing stuff like this. She friggin sucks
She’s just so gross!
God get OVER yourself!! You can literally hear your family in the background downstairs. Instead of constantly getting yourself all dolled up or taking selfies why the hell don’t you go spend quality time with your family?! Take your poor prison child out into this glorious sunshine! Bake a fucking cake with your teenagers! Something other than pampering yourself and your needs! God she’s insufferable!! *typing this while running out the door with my beautiful daughters to enjoy TIME with them!
Looks like she got all dolled up to checks notes sit on the sofa and watch a tv series. Poor prison child is all dressed up just to sit in doors for another day. What a pathetic family. Yet I see AJC was being hosted for a fun outdoor outing, looks like she’s getting all of birdies opportunities now.
Ya I saw, poor kid with her hair all done, dressed up and nowhere to go. Planted in front of the tv AGAIN
Anyone who has to constantly tell us how much she loves her hair colour actually hates it and I’m very over it! Being a woman is all about the outside for this one! I don’t see any stories about personal growth, learning or helping others. It’s always me, me, me! How about going downtown and donating some nice shampoos. soaps, hygiene products to the women who aren’t as lucky? The thought would never cross her mind.
How can she not see that her very platform and constant beauty content is harmful in the way she describes magazines have been in the past. She filters out every single pore on her face. She’s paid for her face and her hair - none of it is what she was born with. I know these woman say they put on their make up every day for themselves as an act of self care…but they like looking at themselves through their cameras with full make up for a reason - it’s because they believe one is superior to the other. It’s just all so backwards. It reminds me of the housewives of the 50s who actually didn’t believe in woman voting, working and contributing. They had perfect hair, clothes and houses and other people raised their babies. Nothing wrong with that but it was based in woman not knowing their worth or believing they were more than tiny waists, perfect hair and make up. She’s just so ridiculous and shallow.
Two screen shots from today where her filter slips. One has skin texture and one is perfectly blurred and smooth. Why fake this is not to trick people into thinking you’re perfect.
Damn all those facials endless supply of skin care and her skin looks like that still?
Nice catch!!!
They were all on Valium to cope with their meaningless lives of servitude!
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Her insta career is over. She literally does nothing!
Selfie, selfie, selfie. This is all she does.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Birdie doesn’t seem to have any work right now so she’s posting the poor dog hoping for some engagement. Tough times! 😂
“I had a dream that I was stuck inside all the time with no walks”
Lmfao. Dried up Birdshit.
The dog and endless videos of Lemon. She is so done for.
She just randomly buys shit because she has no concerns about money and then has no idea what to do with it. “Omgggg please give me tipssssss on what to do with this!” Figure it out yourself, you had to buy it.
Do people respond excited to help this loser out? I can’t even fathom that.
She’ll say “sooooo many people gave me ideas!”. She just wants someone to come over for free and do something with it for her.
Who knew NB would be her voice of reason and steered her away from that Goose at HS. I’m sure she’ll still end up buying it.
She will wake up and it’s magically on her porch
She needs tips on something like that, god forbid she has something important to have to figure out. She is so helpless and useless
Lmao. “See how it’s giving lip dimension” I mean all the filler you pump into the lips helps with that too I’m sure lol. Her always acting like she doesn’t get lip filler is hilarious.
My gosh she sure is obsessed with herself though. How many photos does she need to post of herself in a 20 min span??? It’s insane. We get it, you love your hair and your fake face.
So obsessed. That’s all her content is… Selfies. Zzzzz
It really is. All she does is post selfies like “look how hot I am”, she’s so goddamn shallow. Who even cares about this woman anymore? She doesn’t post anything of significance except me me me, look at my lips, look at my hair, click my jeans link. Jfc.
Teetering on the MJ filter again
Lmao see how it highlights the gaps at the corner of my mouth?
Cue the Saturday morning selfie(s)! I wonder what her busy schedule is today, lol
No surprise that on International Woman’s day this sorry example of womanhood is only talking about bodies and external beauty. Nothing about strength, intelligence or compassion.
Who’s face is this lol.
That’s not the skinny bitch face she’s been sporting !
Not even close… The nose, the lips (they look absolutely botched) and the jawline.
“I don’t filter”….okay….She’s a LIAR! This catch is IG verse Reality worthy. 😂
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This is wild. Like, come on.
Lmfao. Fraud she is!
This is too funny.
She’s really pushing the PMDD again. She truly has nothing going on when she has to revert back to something like this. She’s probably about to have a sofa watch or something because she has no trips or events lined up. She really only brings up PMDD when she has nothing going on in her life.
I thought she cured herself after proudly announcing she’s not on any meds in France. I guess she can’t make up her mind. Oh I get it, she can just flip like a switch.
As always, can’t keep her stories straight.
Also, her big fake Disney princess eyes were driving me nuts in this video!! How do people think she’s so real?? It couldn’t be more obvious she uses filters.
Right! And slanted af lol
“Guys I’m suffering so much”….uh no, that wasn’t good. Take two “Guuuyyyysss, I’m suffering sooo much….” Yes. That sounds better. Edit, filter, upload. I know when I’m having episodes, I can’t even think of picking up a phone, let alone do what it takes to record, filter, edit, upload. Such a fraud.
I’m sorry you suffer with PMDD. Have you ever just tried choosing joy? Bird says this is the best way to overcome it. /s
I shouldn’t laugh, but literally made me LOL so much
Will it be called a sectional watch this time around? WTF was with her voice today? Who’s she trying to be now?
She’s so friggin boring.
Facts. Maybe she should stop filtering as much as this video. Literally looks nothing like her real face.
Seriously. Like whose face is THAT smooth?? Literally not a pore or wrinkle in sight. People are so dumb to fall for this.
Is she recording every interaction she has with any one of her children? Her tone when speaking with her son isn’t one a mother should use. She sounded so condescending.
Add baggy long pants to the list of shit she keeps repeatedly bringing up that nobody gives a shit about.
Complains about judging comments left for her on socials. Does the exact thing to her own son.
Happy fridayyyyy, here I am with my fake filtered face. Just what she needs is the weekend after doing nothing all week!!
Also when did her cheeks get sooooo puffy? She’s giving Disney mouse.
That nose piercing placement always strikes me as odd. It’s so far forward. Isn’t it?!
lol
Busy day of shopping. Pretending that she makes coffee and cares where it is made.
Bet she didn’t even buy it. Just acted like she cared and put it back on the shelf
Forsure lol
Shut up Sarah, you just like the pink
The coverup all over her collar…like I can’t believe she goes out like this
I wear turtlenecks a lot, and if I even smudge a teeny bit, I’ll change. What a slob!
Same! She’s just nasty
She’s always given me dirty bird vibes.
It’s so odd that she looks so different than she did last night. 🤔
She’s cray-cray.
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😂 That’s awesome!