MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1486arrow-down112
arrow-up1474arrow-down1imageAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldMrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·edit-215 hours agoDid it have a flared end? If yes: It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember. or He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it. If no: Butt plug goblins. They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoWay worse than your dog eating your homework
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework