I couldn’t get into any of the LOTR movies. I like fantasy, I like adventure, I like fighting, but those films are boring as hell to me.

All the Presidents Men. I can see why its a classic, but every time I try to sit down and watch it, i wake up at the end with the typewriter going.

Once upon a time in Hollywood.

Closely followed by anything that’s self-jerking Hollywood’s ego. I’m looking at you too La La Land!

Super Mario Bros (1993) - it is just horrible, the only good thing about the movie is that it has a practical Yoshi puppet.

Uwe Boll’s “Alone in the dark”

I rented that movie, and it was so bad that half way through it I turned it off. When I went back to the rental store they offered me my money back.

I said no. Because some lessons have to be painful in order to learn from them.

Everything Disney did with Star Wars

I know this is heresy but any Godfather movie, or the Sopranos, or anything that romanticizes the fucking mafia. To me organized crime characters are pieces of shit I can’t admire or relate to. The only movie that ever made me root for gangster types was Pulp Fiction, which is a masterpiece.

Gone With The Wind

Avatar. Good Lord what bad acting and visual dynamics will do for a movie.

Eternal Sunshine if a Spotless Mind has such good reviews and people speak fondly of it online. I hated it, just thought both characters were insufferable, and there was nothing remotely romantic about it. Felt like I was trapped in the bad relationship with them.

Can it be a director?

The dark Knight is the only good Nolan movie. And Heath carried all of the weight

9. Closest I’ve come to walking out of the theatre. So disappointing after the great short, which they took and just animeified

If The Sopranos was boring, what you’d get is The Godfather. It’s boring. And it insists upon itself.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets.

Absolute snoozefest with possibly the worst cast leads in modern history.

Oppenheimer.

3 hrs of nausea-inducing quick cuts