• awnery@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.

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      1 year ago

      You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

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        1 year ago

        it’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way