🇷🇺 I want you be miserable.

🇺🇸 Already on it.

🇷🇺 That’s a good boy. Now go and get wrecked.

🇺🇸 Anything you say.

🇷🇺 Don’t forget to suffer before you die. I want these things to happen in that exact order. Now, don’t screw this up! Oh, and make it quick. I don’t have all day.

🇺🇸 Yes daddy.