I mean small like I sneeze and a 20 dollar bill appears in my hand or something like that. Not classic answers like flying or super strength.

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    The ability to mute any sound I hear. Baby crying, annoying hum, someone snoring, obnoxious drunk? Muted.

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    To be able to hear the soundtrack. Like, if I walk into a building and hear the Psycho “reep reep!” I’ll get the hell out. But if I walk into that same building and hear “bow chicka bow wow”, I’m staying.

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    Being able to find the exact book page or moment in a Netflix series where I was when I fell asleep last night.

    Or when my cat starts to make her first vomit sounds being able to beam her from the carpet to a floor with tiles in a split second.

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    The ability to know all of someone’s usernames and passwords by only looking at a photo of their face.

    The perfect ability in the modern age for a secret life as either vigilante or villain.

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    Knowing everything about my body.

    What is my current blood sugar? O2 level electrolyte status? How much shit do I have in my colon?

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    Drawing sth in a way that explains a picture I have in my brain in a very short timeframe.

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    Take a mental note that I could review later without worry of forgetting it, for times when jotting something down normally isn’t practical such as while driving.

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      Yeah this would be mine as well, but I would need a small upgrade. To actually remember checking the notes.

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        Don’t worry. The next time you will want to remember something and make a note you will see the old notes too. However, then you also don’t have time to check them, lol

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      I have the monkey paw version of this where I can fall asleep instantly but can’t stay asleep, I wake up several times throughout the night

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        Yeah, I get this too kinda. I find I get really vivid dreams when wake up but fall back asleep

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    The ability to accelerate my speed of thoughts so I could come up with witty comebacks in real time and not hours later.

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    I have a disease which limits what I can eat, therefor the ability to digest any food or drink comfortably.

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      God I feel this. I’m probably not nearly as bad, but I’d like to not have to carefully analyze what I eat anymore

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          ~~What in the pseudoscience is this crap? Avoid garlic entirely, but no limit on the foi gras? ~~

          Edit: FODMAP is not a ‘diet’ in the traditional sense, it’s a diet tailored to avoid triggering flare ups of medical conditions such as IBS. Wish the article had been more clear for those without knowledge of what FODMAP is.

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              I know this is ancient history at this point, but I wanted to circle back.

              I was not familiar with FODMAPs at all before reading the article. And since the article starts by calling it a ‘diet’ I made what I thought was the reasonable assumption that it was a traditional diet.

              After you responded I looked it up more generally and now understand that it’s less of a traditional ‘diet’ and instead used to help prevent some medical conditions from flaring up.

              That’s on me for not doing full research, and on the article for assuming everyone knows what FODMAPs are and why they are so important to some people.

              Sorry for my ignorance.

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                Props to you for coming back to this. Totally understand your incredulity to this if you thought it was some fad or weightloss diet though haha!

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                  I questioned my sanity for a bit after your first response until I realized what the diet actually was. I was properly confused!

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    When in an argument I want the ability to know what my opponent has to say in advance so I can always interrupt and finish their sentences. Every single one of them.

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    Any insect that touches my skin realizes the error of its ways and peacefully leaves me alone.

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    Not require sleep, ever, with no ill effects (fatigue, mental issues, shortened lifespan, etc).

    So much time is wasted sleeping. I have too much shit to do! It’s 2am because I was up getting some code working for another team at work, and we just moved, so I have tons of unpacking to do!