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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 year agoI know right?.. Like, ‘How often do you poop and where?’
minus-squareWilshire@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·1 year agoWhenever and wherever my heart desires.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoMy heart poops into my liver. Please don’t tell Google though.
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAm I posting on social media? If so, then, and wherever my phone pings to a tower. Well, or I’m on the exercise bike, because the phone thinks I’m taking steps, so I double up on calorie calculations as an excuse to drink more. … but that stays only on the phone, right? …right?
I know right?..
Like, ‘How often do you poop and where?’
Whenever and wherever my heart desires.
My heart poops into my liver.
Please don’t tell Google though.
Ah, so a diaper enjoyer
Unless…
Am I posting on social media?
If so, then, and wherever my phone pings to a tower.
Well, or I’m on the exercise bike, because the phone thinks I’m taking steps, so I double up on calorie calculations as an excuse to drink more.
… but that stays only on the phone, right?
…right?