Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

  • oztrin@aussie.zoneEnglish
    20·
    1 year ago

    Got the news - I got the job!
    Funny thing was, they were trying to call me all week but they thought I wasn’t answering until they got through and found that they were calling the wrong number - it had somehow been entered wrong, so just as well I sent my resume through to the original person! Just a few extra bits of paperwork and the induction next Thursday and then we’ll see when I actually start (probably week after).

  • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
    15·
    1 year ago

    I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE

    I got approval from work to travel home during Christmas / NYs and work remotely so i’m going homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to family. Best part is it’s a surprise so i’ll land home and surprise mfer my parents! So excited wooohoo!

    Also hope that my organs are safe cuz im going via Scoot. An other airline was charging $1000 more so fk that 🤞

  • Duenan@aussie.zone
    15·
    1 year ago

    Well the funeral for my grandma was today.

    It was an emotional day. I’m glad my friend came with me today to lend me some emotional support.

    The eulogies were really hard to get through, more so for the speakers.

    It was open casket so I got to see her and say good bye to her one last time.

    I’m ready for a rest after today.

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    13·
    1 year ago

    A bit of a ramble here. So you know when kids are young and they get asked “what do you want to be when you grow up?” A doctor, a vet, a teacher. And your reply “well you can be anything you want to be”.

    Then they get a bit older and they still have those dreams so you have to let them down gently. A doctor maybe not. There’s blood and guts involved and you’re not really good with that kind of stuff are you? A vet. Well you’ve gotta shove your arm up a cow’s rear end. I mean they give you a glove and all but still are you prepared for that? A teacher. Um yeah they get paid good but you gotta put up with arsehole children and their arsehole parents. Not enough pay for that.

    Anyway after much consideration, my daughter would like to do something sciencey. That’s cool. She has her heart set on uni. She’s smart. Whatever makes her happy. My only question was “Does this mean you’re not leaving home anytime soon because Mummy would like her sewing room back?” Her response “Have you seen the cost of houses lately? We are in a crisis. Nah it’s probably best I stay here”.

    The thing is from the time she was little she has always wanted to do something sciencey. Sure shit changed along the way but she always had that as a goal and her mum and dad will support her no matter what. We are investing in her future so at least she can have one. I don’t ever want her to leave home.

    • Catfish@aussie.zone
      4·
      1 year ago

      Please be careful on this one. I have friends who are so utterly enmeshed that the daughter hasn’t left at over 30. It’s not healthy for anyone.

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
        6·
        1 year ago

        Unhealthy Enmeshment and multi-generation households are very different things though.

        • Catfish@aussie.zone
          2·
          1 year ago

          Agreed. The younger one in this equation has never had a full time job or a relationship counted beyond months. It’s kinda hard to detail, I met the knot when she was 12, almost nothing has changed.

  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone
    13·
    1 year ago

    Just got back from port melbourne beach.

    Been a while since I’ve been but that water isn’t too good. Swimming through a shitload of plastic and probably a thin layer of bunker oil.

    Also poor form award to the wanker who was sinking tinnies and yelling at women that they looked hot. The beach should be a place where you can get your kit off and not have that shit happen.

    • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
      7·
      1 year ago

      Also poor form award to the wanker who was sinking tinnies and yelling at women that they looked hot.

      can confirm that wasn’t me

  • Pilk@aussie.zone
    11·
    1 year ago

    The thread in the other place from someone thinking they were ripped off by their property manager is a trainwreck.

    OP has now learned that monthly rent is not 4× the weekly rent.

    And a bunch of commenters have learned that there aren’t exactly 52 weeks in a year either.

    Classic.

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
    10·
    1 year ago

    Running the washing machine and cooling all day…zero grid usage.

    Solar should be fucking compulsory in any property offered for rent

  • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
    10·
    1 year ago

    Omg guys I have gone to a 4/10 from a 1.5/10. Need to apply another coat of paint but we’re getting there 😳

    Link to photo: https://i.imgur.com/lv7iuLQ.jpg

    mmm, unless you look really closely at the door - you can’t see the little divot but hopefully it’s gone with the second coat of paint. Else, do I wait for paint to dry and putty+sand again?

      • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
        3·
        1 year ago

        Looks a bit more noticeable here, but you wouldn’t see it if it wasn’t exactly what you’re looking for. Sorry not sure why the photo is rotated https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/89d40e6c-2eef-4b31-b26a-9d334b8752b4.jpeg

    • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
      4·
      1 year ago

      That does look much better - good job!

      This photo is crashing the Boost app too though ☹️ . Is it possible for you to change it to a link instead?

        • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
          3·
          1 year ago

          Thanks, that stopped the crashing. I might play around in the testing community and try and figure out why it is crashing if I can.

          • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
            1·
            1 year ago

            I use Memmy on my iPhone and it gives me two options - upload via aussie.zone and upload via imgur. This particular img didn’t upload via aussie.zone so I went with imgur. Hope that helps with your debugging!

            • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
              1·
              1 year ago

              I have been trying to figure out how you uploaded it to show the image and I can’t replicate that, so I’m not sure how Memmy is doing the code. It will have to remain a mystery for now!

                • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
                  3·
                  1 year ago

                  I has to be something to do with how Memmy saves the image on Imgur. I found the right link to the Imgur images so I can put in the coding for my own photo hosted on Imgur and it works fine, but any link to yours crashes Boost. I can open the picture in the app when it is a link, but it can’t open it within the comments. No idea why, but I have at least narrowed it down!

      • fullkitwanker@aussie.zone
        1·
        1 year ago

        You gotta paint the entire front of the door

        Is that necessary? Can I get away with just this side? I mean I have extra paint, no harm but if not needed then am happy to skip!

        • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
          4·
          1 year ago

          Just this side. Mask off the door edges and handle, then roller on the paint. Put newspaper/cardboard under door to catch stray drips & splatter. Don’t walk paint drips into the carpet. Damage never happened.

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
    10·
    1 year ago

    goddamn depression. I get triggered into negativity and feelings of rejection , some days it’s like I’m on a wild seesaw of emotion,

  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone
    9·
    1 year ago

    If one more person knocks on my door I’m gonna let them full have it. 3 people this week trying to sell me shit. this is my home. I dont harass you in yours so leave me the f alone.

    • Catfish@aussie.zone
      4·
      1 year ago

      There are stickers for that. Also, creative swear words in multiple languages and a lack of pants.

      • mysticgreg@aussie.zone
        7·
        1 year ago

        In my experience signs don’t get read.

        We even have a big red notice on our office door at work not to knock (we are IT, but not end-user support, there’s a whole team for that). Knocking/thumping/banging on the door is an almost daily occurrence when someone can’t work out how to unmute their Zoom meeting…

        Thankfully we have permission to tell them to take a hike but it’s still annoying!

        • Catfish@aussie.zone
          5·
          1 year ago

          Yeah, I get it. The no knock signs are legally enforceable if you can be arsed following through. I just yell at the ones who claim we’re exempt from that. I don’t care! between the sticker and my FUCK OFF doormat intent is clear. if you bother me you’re getting a serve.

          • Bacon@aussie.zone
            4·
            1 year ago

            I would like to imagine it’s the kind of tennis serve where you slam a ball towards them.

            • Catfish@aussie.zone
              3·
              1 year ago

              Grand slam! Never played tennis in my life, but do have an electric flyswatter that looks like a racquet…

          • mysticgreg@aussie.zone
            4·
            1 year ago

            Do you think HR would have an issue if I got one of those doormats for the office? :D We already decided against the electrified door handle…

  • just_kitten@aussie.zone
    8·
    1 year ago

    I didn’t get any work done yesterday, but I did get started today - the trick was to tell myself I am good at what I do and people need me, and actually believe that for long enough to get the dopamine going. It probably helped that I caught up with someone from work yesterday. Stupid brain tricks, it’s like working with a petulant child sometimes to just pay for a roof over my head

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
      4·
      1 year ago

      the trick was to tell myself I am good at what I do and people need me

      this is a great trick, especially since it’s true

      I’m going to borrow it if you don’t mind 😘 I need all the help I can get