I am but a pathetic laborer, “work from home” is a level of cushy shat I can only dream of with tears in my eyes.

When I was a small child I loved Long John Silver’s but now that I’m an adult I tried it once and it was so fucking oily that I feel like if they weren’t in the United States they would be getting invaded by them.

I mean if I had the resources to I would be long gone, jumping ship to an entirely new country is incredibly expensive and poses a lot of challenges if you don’t have an in. If you’re just some basic bitch civilian with no super special in-demand skills the fuck are you supposed to do.

I say for no particular reason, if you are going to wield a firearm it’s very important to put in time at the range so you aren’t carrying around a decorative Bang stick.

At this point I barely care about the jet, I’m more care about the mountain of other things he did that are blatant corruption. But everyone else cares about this fucking jet so

The platform is apparently run by people who are pro-nazis so that’s fun. They pulled the trigger on Banning me for an incredibly flimsy reason.

Hell yeah we’re bringing back shanty towns

Yeah, I’m just thinking about the meta pick for general longevity.

Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you’d have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.

Well, it’d probably fuck up new car manufacturing, and if you could keep it charged, perhaps with some kind of solar array, you wouldn’t have quite the same difficulties as petrol

Mfw Mattel secedes from the union

Then there’s me who could probably make it happen but I watched an hour long defunct land video or two and it’s sounds like hell on earth.

Disney itself feels like the unholy avatar of end stage capitalism, going to Disney world is at odds with my morality and I also don’t feel like waiting in a bunch of lines.

Finally, alt history that makes sense. “Hitler could’ve won WW2 if he was a sexy lady”

Based and pope pilled

“Chernobyl, what do we need to worry about at- OH SHIT”

Damn I was hoping the text was something funny

I must admit based on how well that game runs on an incredibly expensive desktop computer I am skeptical.

I was such an insane trouble magnet that I’ve gone to about 10 different schools over the course of my life. Something about me is just incredibly provocative.

If the general public is anything to go by. Pissing me off is the most fun you’ll ever have.

I have this Dreadful problem where I can’t find a printer that works with the way that I print. This is to say a few times a year. And I know what you’re thinking at this point why don’t you just go down to the UPS store or whatever? These places will print things for cents on the dollar.

That’s because it would be a 45 minute round trip to print one piece of paper and I’d really rather not. It’s such bullshit how printers can’t handle not being used for a couple months.

Honestly we’d probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer