I thank them repeatedly. Walking toward me with my coffee? Thanks. Putting my coffee down on the table? Thanks. Asking me if I needed anything else? No thanks. Saying “enjoy” and walking away? Thanks

So obviously AI looking too. And it sucks. Why block out the southern cross instead of the federation star? Surely they want religious people to see the full cross instead of three points and the weird little extra star. Bad logo

Rotten mango can make a splash

Australia not mentioned

I miss the messy internet

The ones I said

I’m hopeful they’re the “this is funny” kind of tagline and not the “look at this idiot” kind

I had a bahn mi yesterday and I was really looking forward to it and it sucked.

Soggy, bland, and the tofu was gross and tasteless.

I mean it still wasn’t a fantastic day out

Banning a group from the military effectively reduces sympathy toward that group in the ranks

She was probably on the atkins diet. It was huge for a while

Better than it could have been

I hope he cries

It is such a terrible name

Get fucked Dutton

Traditionally it’s not the current it’s a Chinese submarine

Anthony Albanana

What?

Pokemon at the polls an hour early so I don’t have to wait in line for an hour

My intellect is unmatched

It’s the one benefit of the average australian “not caring about politics” I think.

No one seems to like diversion from a very basic centrism. Maybe it’s more of that tall poppy syndrome

It’s the same thing they did to Dan Andrews. He’s so shit