My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.
My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.
English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.
People do this all the time, and it’s super annoying. I’d love for someone to explain why they downvote an honest question.
What are quoted strings?
'Tis but a scratch!
That’s cool. More boob for me then.
“Like it is now…only shorter.”
“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”
How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?
“It’s 9 a.m., and I don’t feel like drinking, but…”
What was the scenario (if you don’t mind saying)?
The brain worm that’s Controlling his mind?
Well, that was something.
Sometimes, when I think about it, I just start blubbering.
I hit a minke whale in my pickup while driving home one night, just north of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. Son of a bitch breached over a guardrail and flopped down right in front of me before I’d even had a chance to hit the brakes. Hit him square in the blow hole and mangled the whole front end of the truck. The fishy bastard just dusted himself off and fucked off into the night, making them wierd ass whale noises at me the whole time. Ever since that night, I take the long way home.
People who think that are creepy and weird.
“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”