There’s a large number of people out there that think “everything sucks right now and there’s a democrat president, so to make things different I should vote republican”

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Fund schools. Keep the department of Education in existence and quadruple its funding.

From now on

Just like they said yesterday!

Ben 10 is like Transformers or Fast & Furious. The characters and story really don’t matter. They just need a plausible set up for insane, cool action setpieces with impressive VFX for the movie to be enjoyable. So I’m disappointed it’s not happening, but tbh I didn’t even know it was possibly happening in the first place.

I’d love to think that this will be good. The first game is a very relevant story about police states and technological privacy and how that could be abused not just by the state but by crime syndicates as well.

Too bad it’s a Ubisoft IP… sigh

Oh. Right you are lol

Honestly I just want to see Trump in a town hall, like the famous Obama v Romney one from whence Ken Bone got his fame. That would be a fuckin show. Give Trump a mic but also give a mic to a few dozen people who can also respond to him.

lol I know it just hurt my brain reading “families is”

*are

I feel like I totally should have thought of that but I didn’t so thank you for explaining it

oof lol But not really what I meant. If you haven’t seen Tin Toy, I recommend watching it to see what must have been Sid as a baby

Holy shit. I’ve been wondering about this for so long

You couldn’t make Toy Story today because NOBODY should be okay with how disturbing Sid’s face is.

On a side note, with all the remakes that are made nowadays, why has there not been a shot-for-shot remake of Toy Story using Pixar’s modern tech? Please, fix those terrifying lips. PLEASE

Ah Minecraft. What a great video game to translate into a full-length movie. Everyone loves to talk about it’s checks notes …. uh… story. And, uhh… rich, memorable characters… 😐

I’ll be the first to admit Legos didn’t have an overarching story either and they made an amazing movie “out of Lego” but this movie is only happening because Microsoft bought the rights to the game and because of that there’s no way this will be better than the world-renowned, straight to digital distribution phenomenonal Borderlands Movie

The system just glitched, soldier. The Illuminate were eradicated years ago!

I wonder if the advent of Windows 11’s “best” features will become known as “The Great Defenestration”

False. The hard drive where Windows lives will soon find itself exiting my window

Funny how chocolate and eggs do not seem to even come from the same realm of recipes when cooked like this, but throw some milk and fat in there and you’ve got a solid custard base that can be used for many things including ice cream and muffins and brownies and donuts

Looking forward to “Backyard Ultimate Team” and all it’s associated micro transactions

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2024: “New Cobalt-Free battery will solve all of our problems!”

2029: “Climate activists concerned that opening hell portal to create cobalt-free batteries may have accelerated global warming”

I want to say it was Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon, but it very likely was the earliest Math Blaster, or one of the Reader Rabbit point and click adventure games.

Possibly, it was that Barney game for one of the earliest Macs that came with a giant ball mouse to teach kids how to use a mouse.

IDK, the first I remember falling in love with was Super Smash Bros. on the N64. It made me desperately want an N64