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I don’t think I could be a police officer either. I’d have a hard time restraining myself from popping a smart-mouthed, troublesome, and reckless cop in the face.

I’m pretty sure they’re equipped with a wonderfully sophisticated logging facility that’s piped straight to /dev/null

I dunno, I don’t think this is such a feelgood story.

I’m happy the guy came to the defense of people who needed it. I’m happy that the agressors are being charged, and I’m happy he was able to crowdfund his medical bills.

It shouldn’t have happened in the first place. This is a story about violence being inflicted on our community. The crowd funding, $74,000, wasn’t enough to actually cover his expenses after being struck from behind by a cowardly bigot. Dude just got lucky the doctor was willing to work pro bono.

There’s more I dislike than I like about this story. I still think it belongs in this community, but I wouldn’t characterize it as spreading positive news

Apparently it’s been “and it works” for most of the company’s history, but I remember it being “but it works” too

I’m surprised I couldn’t find a video, but I’m pretty sure there was a string of ads in probably the mid 2000s that all had the same spokesman, and his delivery sure sounded like “but.” They were on TV all the time in the period where I was still watching TV

This is fascinating though, I’m not sure I’ve ever personally witnessed the Mandela effect. I mean, I’m sure I have been before, but to actually catch it in action is new to me

In this case, you could upload it to YouTube where it will be taken down and seen by a whole no people

Tax breaks for tech bros

My pet theory: Radicalize the disenfranchised to incite domestic terrorism and further OpenAI’s political goals.

My level of antagonism depends on how self-destructive brain wants to be.

Brain wants me to eat a whole cheesecake even though lactose doesn’t always agree with me. Okay, well, Brain wants me to be happy and also acquire those sweet, sweet calories, I respect that.

Brain wants me to vividly imagine sticking a knife in my belly while I’m chopping vegetables for dinner. Sorry Brain, you’re kind of a dick.

I’ve heard of therapists recommending you name your brain - particularly someone you dislike - so that you can separate yourself from the part of you that runs amok.

Fuckin’ Greg’s at it again, won’t let me sleep until I check to see if the door’s locked for the seventh time. Boy, I hate that guy.

Too spooky for me

Personally, I think boiling my pasta alive is too cruel

Okay then, be wrong :)

“Around here” is in the vicinity of the speaker

“Around there” is in the vicinity of the subject

It’s an error of one letter, neither of you have to be jerks about it

I would totally smoke that hamster

God, I hope not

It’s true, I knew a guy who made a gallon of this stuff for a party and everyone who tried some got to meet god

This is presumably a goose down jacket, it’s essentially stuffed with goose feathers

It’s either that or fisting

I worked at a Walmart as a teenager, and if you had a milestone anniversary (every 5 years), you’d get a new nametag (also your timeclock badge) that celebrated how many years of service you had.

There were people with 50 year badges, and they were super proud of them.

If I hit 10 while working there, I’d probably kill myself

Even in the future, people are leaving their workstations unlocked and unattended