I grew up with rifles that were locked in the garage. And I was a stupid kid who figured out how to look down the barrel and point them at the neighbors’ fence. They were “hidden” in an area where I could mess with them for a few hours without my family knowing.

I was given the whole talk but I never took it seriously until years later when I got on the range and did some actual hunting and cried my ass off killing an animal.

Knowing how stupid I was, I assume the worse with my family.

Today, I keep a pistol in a secure case in the house. But it’s in my office near all the other critical things where I can see it/my kids can’t access it without lots of barriers. It also means that it’s kinda useless for quick access and would take a few minutes to get. I’m okay with that.

Safe storage === shoe box on top of the fridge

All the gun owners I know talk the biggest talk about safety. Then the moment they get to show it off, they wave their guns around like school children and pointing it at random things and fetishizing it.

Mine is locked up and secured. And if I take it out, I’m using it.

Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.

The rest of America should follow Oregon’s standards.

When Republicans walked out, Oregon said Bye Felicia.

Oregon high court says 10 GOP state senators who staged long walkout can’t run for reelection.

“Such is the scale of advancements we’ve made, that 2024 Tim Cook would walk up to 2023 Tim Cook holding a bit ‘L’ on his forehead before giving him an atomic wedgie for having such a crappy iphone.

I like the joke but this is so clumsily written.

Seriously this.

This is my setup for my wife.

Ah you’re also from a UK community! That’s everything I need to know.

Edit: The UK mods should just ban me from their instance because I’m obviously a menace to everything they stand for.

I actually find this wholesome because while dude was initially mocking tarots, what he was really doing was being an active listener and being available for people.

So I’m all for this type of “prank”.

That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.

Remember in the 70s when the cigarette industry said their products were safe?

Remember in the 80s when the candy industry said it was the lack of exercise that was the cause of overweight?

Remember in the 90s when the gun industry pointed the blame to personal responsibility as the cause of school shootings?

Maybe just maybe industries can’t self regulate. I can go on.

If the result of getting the world’s richest manbaby to space is a small cost of a bunch of dead and permanently injured people, that’s a cost ol’ Musky is willing to take.

He made the ultimate sacrifice of employees’ lives so he can get to space and then shitpost about how it was him who did it, then call his naysayers pedophiles.

You’re right. Technically one would call this roasted potatoes.

Quite an achievement, yeah?

Edit: the downvotes is peak comedy for me. Gotta love it.

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Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I’ve been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.

Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.

(Things I brag about on my tinder profile)

For spam musubi?

This guy/girl fucks knows how to vegetarian