Makeup artists everywhere taking notes…

The Dusky, emperors of owl RBF lol

But seriously though, what gorgeous birds they are!

Reminds me of this picture I have of one of my baby nephews staring at the floor, contemplating his life choices lol

Exactly

🤣🤣🤣 Your Photoshop skills never fail

This style of owl always gives real Juggernaut vibes lol. It’s the helmet head

Baby or old man? Who knows! Haha

I’m playing on Steam on my PC! And it’s available on Switch as well. If you’re ever curious to play. It’s not the most innovative metroidvania ever made, but the art, setting, and story are fun.

And yeah, I guess I can totally see an owl being the big bad villain of any forest from the perspective of a creature like Ori haha

Do they serve any sensory function the way antenna do? Or are they just decorative?

(They are cool, gotta admit. I love the classic GHO look)

Ok, now I am never going to be able to look at a barn owl again without seeing this lol.

(Also, I’m working my way through the Ori video game series. Not sure how I feel about barn owls being used as the big bad… Barn owls seem pretty cool.)

Sure thing, troll ✌️

Yeah object permanence is not strong with mine either. She’ll go into another room, forget I exist, scream, I respond, she’s like, “Oh hey, you’re right where I left you!”

Tiny fuzzy airhead.

How on earth does a photographer even see these in the first place?? Human eyes are incredible.

He looks like everyone’s drunk uncle haha

Not even that though. Like if my chronic medical condition is adequately treated, I’m able to work, be productive, pay taxes, contribute to the economy, hopefully contribute to my community.

But that would eat into an insurance company’s profits, therefore they’d rather opt to let me die and replace me with a new unit that can pay premiums longer without needing any actual medical care.

The only entity that has a positive financial incentive to pay for the medical care that keeps me healthy is the government.

Medicare for All, now.

Mine is definitely in the trees across the street from me. But that doesn’t narrow it down much haha

You have been blessed by the owl gods with your own guardian, it would seem! Highly appropriate

I’m not reading the manual of the Uber I’m about to climb into. A firefighter isn’t going to read the manual of a car they’re trying to pry me out of.

I DO read the manual on the Kia I actually drive. To read about the recommendations for the tires. To read about replacing fuses. To find the load hauling capacity. Not how to open the fucking door.

safety shouldn’t influence artistic choice

Did you really just string those words together in all seriousness without a hint of irony? And that folks is exactly why we need the NHTSA.

A child isn’t going to find that. A rescuer who isn’t familiar with Teslas isn’t going to be able to find that.

I couldn’t even figure out how to open a fully functional door from outside the first time I got in a Tesla. I’m an adult who’s been driving my entire life.

That’s not innovation; it’s a safety hazard for the sake of the aesthetics of a handle that doesn’t stick out. I don’t view that as a reasonable trade-off.

Uber wouldn’t have been able to keep customers if big name, well-established taxi companies had really tried to compete with them. Middle aged adults (like me) would not have been inclined to jump into a stranger’s car no matter how cheap it was, if it was just as easy to get a licensed cab.

I can walk to CVS from my house. That’s the main reason I stay at this pharmacy. The staff there know me and I like them. But fuck the corporation for real.