Maybe you can get better quality ones for that price if you go second hand?

Given my username… I’m not really sure what would work.

The Kaikoura Earthquake in November 2016. Imagine lying between the rails of a railway track and having a freight train pass over you - our whole HOUSE was shaking like that.

And we were HUNDREDS of kilometers away from the epicenter.

Hurrah!

This wookiee is particularly sensitive

Sentient scrotum

I approve

I’m an archaeologist.

Back in the 1700s this wasn’t really a thing. Although there were folk, usually educated people like vicars and wealthy land owners, who called themselves ‘antiquarians’.

This mostly involved them employing the local unemployed to hack away at old burial mounds/tombs looking for treasure. Buggering up the archaeology for us future scientists in the process!

I think I must’ve missed this episode.

Son!?

Yeah! Thank you. I thought it gave it a little something extra!

Love me some Gormenghast!

Sure thing!

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Dunno, it just let me do it.

He shrunk in the wash

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Thank you.

I can’t remember exactly, but it was something like: Darth Vader doing his laundry in the death star laundrette, with stormtroopers, and Yoda in one of the machines

Just go with what makes your heart sing