He ran on the whole “I’m the guy you meet up with at the local bar after a long day of hard work” campaign. He was electable because he seemed relatable (I know he went to Yale and had a childhood we could only dream of, but to the average American at the time he was your neighbor, that was his campaign and it was genius).

Netgear Nighthawk is the one you want if your spending money anyway.

An IQ test, Bush is a pretty smart dude despite his portrayal in modern media, he would probably win.

The Israel/Palestine thing has been going on for thousands of years, lol. Literally.

It’s a lot easier to not pay a dead foreign soldier than a full time employee you have to lay off.

They have special body chemicals so the food gets them high. Basically if your doctor said you could only eat weed infused food or your stomach can’t handle it. What a hard life…

No, this is the song

https://youtu.be/48vpBGFpFAM?si=WIhz82yHvs9O-v6M

I think there’s a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that…

They’re only testing on people that are on their death bed right now.

Usually when they’re hungry, is it floods or droughts that brings famine this time? It’s seriously sad as fuck.

Disney will sue you if you say otherwise.

We’ll be using that shit to mine asteroids in the next few hundred years or less. Crazy when you think about how far science has been going.

You’re supposed to smoke it, but you better get buckled up before you do because it’s fucking crazy.

That’s fair, I have a truck but I also have a ladder rack on it that gets used often…

Cut it into really small pieces, soak it something that extracts the fat cells from the grass (BBQ lighter fluid works for this), then use and acid and a base to neutralize your bucket of shit and all the DMT sinks to the bottom in solid form so just separate it from the liquid.

All the brown shit at the bottom of your concoction is pure DMT.

You obviously don’t know who Leroy Jenkins is, the laws of man do not apply.

I’m more surprised bing doesn’t have a fail over for whenever bing goes down.

Lead paint was non toxic until it wasn’t…

Fun fact, naturally growing grass in Midwest is generally of the phalaris species, you can extract a very powerful hallucinogenic drug called DMT from it in three very simple steps. All you need is a lawnmower with a mulch bag and some pool cleaning supplies.

That is a legit trick to use when making commercials for pizza and other chain restaurant food, but not for eating…