No, but I’ll take an anti-baldness potion if you’ve got one.

Why can I not see so many pictures on here? E.g.

I don’t think I’ve ever been charged a fee in Britain. You just use whatever machines are about.

The US has allies??

Paparazzi? I didn’t figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.

Hmm, maybe in the US. It is a very strange place after all.

The opposite of 2 is definitely either -2 or ½.

Median is an average!

Aren’t the least religious countries on Earth generally the happiest ones?

But they tried everyone involved with treason, right? Right?

I thought perhaps I might start a sister community to r/GrotRevolushun, but I suppose Warhammer is British enough. I’d be a pretty rubbish Gobbo without some kind of revolushun going on!

You mean being married to Luc Besson?

If only our council houses hadn’t been sold off at a massive discount by Margaret Thatcher. Who is Farage’s favourite politician again? Oh, and who did Shabana Mahmood name as one of her political heroes?

And raping kids doesn’t mean you’re a paedophile. Generally, people do it because they’re easy targets, not because they’re especially attracted to them.

“Cvno doesn’t fuckin’ care!”

Hey, you can’t say that on reddit!

Oh, right.

Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t take pleasure.

You like being sentient??

Mandelson’s human? Well, if Cherie Blair says it, that’s good enough for me.

It might help that Mandelson’s lobbying firm, Global Counsel, had Palantir as a client and set up a meeting with Starmer on their behalf. Obviously I’m not suggesting this wasn’t entirely in the nation’s interest.