I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Italy has always looked like a boot, it’s just that back in the day boots looked very different

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that’s where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The Mandalorian: Season 3, Episode 3

On Coruscant, former Imperials find amnesty in the New Republic and attempt to adapt to a new way of life.

That was Mandalorian? Fir some reason I thought that had happened in Andor

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West

Dictator in the refrigerator

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

It feels like one of those tools almost all of the population would never even see, but for one very specific niche it’s extremely invaluable

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released