yeah i didn’t get that until just now lmaoo, i was like “dang, ive never seen redditor troops actually be critical of their murder collaboration, this is new”

and don’t forget the one where it was… the irish

train posting with math

train posting with meth

SR2 was my favorite tone-wise, it was just serious enough with stuff like

to make all of the absurd stuff more funny, SR3 and beyond goes full absurd, which is still funny, but it lacks the contrast to make it hit as hard

that being said I haven’t played it in almost twenty years (fucking hell ) so it probably aged like milk both humor and gameplay wise

I’d say it’s better on retail with a caveat: normal is like, for normal human beings, heroic is for normal human beings who are unemployed, and mythic difficulty is for normal human beings who are employed playing world of warcraft for their guild for like 3 dollars an hour stuck in a small 2x2 internet cafe cubicle, forced to learn every mechanic and put thirty weakauras on their screen

there’s also the mythic plus system dungeon system where you basically turn the panic attack + interacting with gamers dial up and down at a granular scale until you either want to drop out or get too jokerfied to stop

or like me you just start roleplaying on moon guard ong

main build: black, pink, purple

free of sleep issues, banger ahh free drinks with no health impact, and semi-guaranteed work making it*lian food (and if that doesn’t work out you can make banger ahh pizzas outside of work)

alternate build: red, brown, black

become a cat-themed renegade speaking to outdoor cats and creating a nyanguard intelligence network for the revolution

there be only one principle I be followin’

shit i guess im not gay because i was raised straight brb i gotta go unsuck some dicks

now I don’t have to feel bad about pirating

ye never have to, scallywag. the secret of the seas is the materialist creed

if ye download twenty yards of linen, the landlubber who made it still has their twenty yards of linen

~ Avast Kapital Vol. 1

critical support to MiKKKroSSoft in their protracted browser war with Google

how would you even enforce this lmao

:cylon-pensive: all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again

hexbear object show confirmed

i completely misanticipated the joke and tried to read the title to the tune of “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore”

i flarking love em tbh

there’s little chance of me finding a partner

let me put it this way, as a straight dude right now in your thirties you have better odds and a vastly larger dating pool than gay peeps ever get, even when I was a 21 year old gay dude lmao, you still gotta good shot at it if you’re interested

ofc there’s the second question of whether you want to enter the dating sphere where its awkward as hell all the time and stressful and ain’t gonna work out with like most of the people you meet but fr that’s just how it is for everyone (although i guess it’s prolly easier for NT peeps to socialize and self-flagellate less lmao I wouldn’t know)

genuinely if you’re happy, you’re happy and I don’t mean to knock it or offer unsolicited advice, but the way you worded it sounds like you’re unnecessarily settling. I’d say like 10% of the people I know my age own a house, most people I know either live with their parents or live with like 3 roommates. Most people I know are doing terrible job-wise, it’s a fucking awful market rn. Relatively you’re doing about the same as all of us in the ol’ US of A. You haven’t catastrophically moved your life into an undateable situation, you’re just in the average situation rn. And people still want to date when they’re not rich

2049 horror movies gonna go hard

NL you say…

that’s how he made the best hairy potter movie

nvm this is children of men lmao