German Antifa

And of course

Really embracing the national socialism huh?

I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.

Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?

I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic

I looked it up and the episode is called ‘bass to mouth’; they didn’t directly insult assange, but the rat antagonist in it was called wikileaks.

Honestly after the treatment they gave Julian Assange and wikileaks I noped out; like honestly, criticizing wikileaks for exposing war crimes? Are they really this idiotic and vile?

Mollusk probably (edit: snails and worms are mollusks)

Bro, I thought this was a nature photograph for a few seconds and was trying to understand what kind of insect I was looking at

Drop a knife next to it and run like heck

That’s nothing; Tigers and Pandas are still around in the same time period as the electronic device you used to post this!

When people are using mental interface devices to gravitate to their Mars colony it’ll be such a mindbender to realize ye olde memes were being made at the same time all those mammalian fossils from extinct species like elephants and rhinos were carbon dated to!

To be fair it’s still hard to get over that Mammoths were still around at that point; it really feels like they’re from a much earlier era. Also hard to really grasp how advanced people were even that early on.

English

Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.

But…I liked Prometheus and its sequel…

And this Disney princess doesn’t get pregnant, YOU do!

if flat earthers would just write books

Yup, if Pratchett had been born thirty or forty years later we would have gotten unhinged twitter rants instead of discworld

Got to like third level once

I’ve no idea how I had so much tolerance back then for difficult games; I recall when I got a megadrive and only ever completed like 2-3 games because everything else was so monstrously difficult. I enjoyed a lot of the games I played back then but I’m much happier today for being able to have easy mode so I can actually the enjoy the game just like no-lifers.

Some kind of (Atari?) console that I think only had pong, or if it had other games I can’t remember them.

The first good games I played? Prince of Persia and Karateka on DOS, also mines of Titan but I had zero idea how to play that. Also word muncher; loved that game but I was a dumb kid and didn’t know the solutions many times. I also got an MSX keyboard and the little tape machine addon that somehow played video games off audio cassettes. I still have zero idea how you put video games on audio cassettes.

All I can think is that reactionaries could have had a field day with this and used this as evidence that women shouldn’t be boxing, but racism > misogyny

She got to legally punch some of those losers in the face (in the ring); I would imagine that was also satisfying.

Hey Rowling, go a few rounds with her.