Naw I just need one more lane on the 401 please one more lane will fix it we’ll make it an express lane please just one more lane that’s all I’m asking

100% accurate, it’s their favourite thing to do. Crackers love being racist when they can get away with it. President Xi Winnie the Pooh memes (I have yet to hear how depicting an Asian man with literal yellow skin isn’t racist as fuck) and calling Russians “orcs” (nooo it’s just Tolkien I swear) are the first two examples that come to mind

Most cucked country on the planet, it’s so fucking pathetic. All the “elbows up” rhetoric (already cringey af) and they can’t help but any chance they get. “Look at me america, I’m flying your flag, please don’t shit all over us”

Damn that was my first (and last) fire emblem game, I just recognized Marth from Super Smash Bros and figured I’d give it a shot. I didn’t know it was Pedophilia: The Game

I quit playing fire emblem because of that. I forget exactly which one, it was in the Ds/3ds era, but it was a fun enough tactics game until suddenly they introduce the “I’m a thousand year old dragon that only looks like a 6 year old girl in a bikini” character

I didn’t keep playing after that

Evergreen tweet

Trump just has a grudge against our brave beautiful gamblers since they ran his casino out of business

“People say, these are smart people, they say the house always wins! But these guys, I call them Greedy Gamblers, these Greedy Gamblers they just win and they win and they win! I tell tell them, haven’t you heard that the house always wins? These are smart guys, they should know this! I had to get rid them! My securitrons, beautiful machines, american made, RobCo what a great American company, my securitrons, they had to get tough! These Greedy Gamblers were going to take my platinum chip, what a beautiful chip, most people use plastic but we only use the best for my chips, and it’s american made not like these other casinos using the cheap stuff, probably made in china”

Yet still in line with how these genocidaires behave. Unimaginable acts of cruelty are their marching orders. They cripple people as a game, they use drones broadcasting crying children to lure people into killzones, they repeatedly instruct people to gather in “safe zones” so they’re more easily bombed.

I’ve heard rumors/reports of Russia using an armoured train for logistics but these are the best pics of one I’ve seen

Really as long as you’re a straight white traditionally masculine Man™ you can do whatever you want*!

*Terms and conditions apply, offer dependant on income, family connections, political views, and the whims of fate

whatever the hell “grimdank” is.

Really cringe warhammer memes

He’s the kind of guy that would try and defend himself by saying “umm aktually pedophilia is attraction to prepubescent children, I’m attracted to postpubescent children”

Lmfao Western militaries are a joke, next you’ll tell me they’re actually renting their bullets and have to pay a premium for every one they fire

Fuck Eisenhower but he hit the nail on the head

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter with a half-million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. . . . This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.

I dunno how many schools or hospitals you could get for $800 million but I guess “this is why we don’t have healthcare” memes are worth it

Seriously! Using the promise of aid to lure starving genocide victims into killzones is the kind of thing an author does in fiction to hammer home “these are the evil irredeemable Bad Guys™”. “Communication by gunfire” is a line so comically evil you’d expect to find it in a bad comic book.

Real ones know you want a hatchet to survive in the northern wilderness

It is telling that they use the metric of “how much money are you spending” especially when the unsaid part is “how much money are you spending on american weapons/grifts”

The goal isn’t to have x number of trained soldiers, y number of operational vehicles, logistical capabilities, or any other number of ways to measure military readiness, but to spend a ridiculous amount of money on (mostly American but also French/British/etc) boondoggles that don’t actually work

oh please don’t send me to the femdom camp oh that’s the last thing I would want

I dunno, earlier he described native Americans as “tawny” and wants to “exclude” (read: genocide) them from the continent/hemisphere.

My guess is Red refers to gammon-americans

Also known as the Oregon Rule in this context