Alternate ending:
Finally find the paragraph with information alluded to in the headline, at the bottom of the page
Page finally loads the remaining 3 dozen ads (1 for each line break), pushing the sentence you needed completely into the abyss
Sigh heavily and lose interest in the topic forever
Receive 3 different welcome emails, each with a different unsubscribe journey, that ultimately doesn’t work
Says the guy obsessing over a candidate that’s no longer even running. You must have BiDeN DeRaNgEmEnT SyNdRoMe XD XD
It’s an awareness thing. Everyone uses it because everyone else uses it, because it’s the main one people know about, because Meta has unlimited money to market it and scale it, which are exorbitantly expensive.
This article is basically their public flogging, they’ve paid their dues and can reenter society
I think it’s an honest question, which is a respectful thing to ask if you don’t know. I myself haven’t been sure, because I’ve heard it pronounced multiple different ways even by news pundits.
Some humans do the latter as well :(
Tactical flip flops, nice
Country Roads, Take Me Home by John Denver
It’s a crowd pleaser every time
Nobody wants to work anymore smh
Hey get a load of this guy, can’t even expose one lousy US war crime. He’s basically complicit
Some TVs have tech called ACR (Automatic Content Recognition) that literally reads pixels on the screen for identifying information about what content is being displayed. If your TV has ACR enabled, it’s possible it’s tracking what you watch, even if you’re viewing it through a device like Chromecast.
If your TV doesn’t have ACR or the TV itself isn’t connected to the Internet, then you’re probably fine.
You have a very transactional view of the world
I choose this person as the recipient of my hug. I got you bro
So, money the company was never going to make anyway then, got it.
Scraped my car tire rim on a curb the other day and mashing Ctrl + Z in my brain for minutes afterwards :(
I think that context just graduates the food crime from second degree to first degree
You’re forgetting one important thing - Bezos needs more money! Line must go up. Always. At any cost.
I was a long time subscriber as well, but canceled right before Christmas 2022. I missed it for about a week and then I realized most things I “needed immediately” from Amazon I could either 1) drive across town to purchase from brick and mortar or 2) actually just wait for it.
The end result has been me buying less things I don’t need, and buying the things I do need from local retailers (and of course big box stores), or ordering them from other online retailers since the shipping is comparable to Amazon.
2 years in and I don’t miss it at all, will never go back. I do want to watch the Fallout series though.
that’s what the gun is for, the bullets can outrun anyone, even an unarmed child
Or parodies like Scary Movie