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1 天前Just expanding on the whole “custodes aren’t just bodyguards they are scholars and artidans too” lore bit.
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The one custodes in imperial palace whose job for 10.000 years is to play bethesda games (its to preserve human culture)
Shuckle after they learn body press in gen 10.
They should make every fire emblem character in smash has a a chance to crit on EVERY attack dealing triple damage just like hero
Apparently the new dbd killer springtrap is actually a mad scientist who experiments with souls wtf i thought that fnad game is just a security guard simulator?
10·6 天前Hes busy playing healers in Marvel Rivals now.
Spinosaurus is cool, didnt understand why they had haters.
The moral of mission impossible besides friendship is that Tom Cruise is Xenu chosen/sciencetology jesu. Ethan hunt is literally the manifestation of destiny
Theres so many “characters leave each other at the end” type endings in family movies i assumed there is a sinister motivation behind.
“I hate power of friendship” mfers when Ethan Hunt does the impossible.
John wick: ends up being purposeless after getting his revenge. Bond: ends up being a self desctructive asshole. Ethan hunt: fights for his friends.
Guwss who ended up saving the day most?
Barron Trump after Donald ruined his victoria 3 ironman save file by moving the sliders.
Yes, although my normally lazy cat goes into zoomies.
Mission impossible 8/tom cruise footage spoiler
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Ilsa faust didnt even have a funeral or grave and the ethan hunt still kept the evil ass skynet alive for now. Looks like another “franchise finale” deliberately kept open for another sequel lol.
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why did they make otzdarva the dbd streamer kill ilsa faust.
Every movie should end with all the characters including the dead ones doing a dance party.
Its funny that in universe monkeigh is apparently the only the species that has ever won against eldar empire during their 40 billion year golden age so calling humans monkeigh isnt just an insult against humans.
Caitlyn kiramann would have used chemical weapons against ghormans
Dragon age as a franchise is so messy that “bioware we all love is gone” feels like pure Cope because literally every dragon age game overcorrects something.
In the next bioware/ea rpg your companions will haze you for 10 hours
Being an iconoclast in 40k.
Cynthia fans switching to garchomp against regieleki in gen 9.